There is a scene in Desi Bling where chef Ranveer Brar stands in a kitchen, cooking for Tejasswi Prakash and her girl gang while they dissect the personal lives of women who aren’t in the room over a menu tasting session. Chef Ranveer stands there, entirely clueless, masquerading his sheer embarrassment with a frozen smile. His eyes practically scream how, exactly, his career arrived at this particular point. You will feel secondhand embarrassment for him. In fact, that is the exact emotion the audience experiences for the entire show. Desi Bling follows Indian TV couple Karan Kundrra and Tejasswi Prakash as they enter Dubai’s ultra-wealthy Indian expat circuit. The cast includes billionaire couple Satish and Tabinda Sanpal; the Sajan family, Rizwan, Adel, and Sana; Dyuti Parruck and wife Iryna Kinakh; and sisters Alizey and Lailli Mirza and Pamela Serena. The bling is very much present. Tabinda owns 40 kilograms of gold and buys three more every Dhanteras. Her daughter got a custom pink Rolls-Royce on her first birthday and wore a 24-carat gold dress to …