Movie name: Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki JaanDirector: Farhad SamjiActors: Salman Khan, Pooja HegdeRating: 2/5 Mind the gap, but if you must know, Bhai, aka Salman Khan, 57, plays his age in his latest Eid release. Consider that in the film, he lost out on love once, to never find/attempt it again. Who was the girl? Bhagya, as in Bhagyashree — appearing as herself, with her husband, Himalaya, and son, Abhimanyu, getting engaged. Even the ‘Mere rang mein’ song sequence from Maine Pyar Kiya (1989), with Bhai and Bhagyashree, plays on screen. He has remained single since. Bhai couldn’t move cities for Bhagyashree, after all. Multiple drone shots tilting to Connaught Place suggest Bhai lives in Delhi. Also, he has brothers — total nalayaks (losers), by the look of it, who worship him, nonetheless — that he must take care of. It is self-referential stuff like this that I walk into a Salman picture for. They’re for his fans, formerly known as ‘bhaitards’. I’m not a card-carrying member. But FOMO is a real thing. Over …